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Restructuring Announcement

(automattic.com)
261 points markx2 | 2 comments | 02 Apr 25 18:34 UTC | HN request time: 0.53s | source
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melbourne_mat ◴[02 Apr 25 21:05 UTC] No.43561578[source]▶
From an alternate universe:

I apologize for my erratic behavior which has tarnished our brand and created unnecessary turmoil within our organization. Regrettably, we will need to implement a 16% reduction in headcount to address the financial challenges we now face. I have decided to step aside and hand over control to my deputy, who I believe will provide the steady leadership needed to rebuild trust and restore our company's vision.

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solardev ◴[03 Apr 25 00:14 UTC] No.43563343[source]▶
If only we had real leaders...
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facile3232 ◴[03 Apr 25 00:56 UTC] No.43563548[source]▶
You can trust me, facile3232, instead. I will improve upon all things the leader of automattic.com failed to improve upon.
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1. animuchan ◴[03 Apr 25 08:50 UTC] No.43566784[source]▶
This messaging is compelling. Are you also perchance against all bad things, and in favor of all good things?
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2. ike2792 ◴[03 Apr 25 19:17 UTC] No.43574112[source]▶
You can't just say "perchance."