I'm the Canadian who was detained by ICE for two weeks

This is normal immigration. People caught in these "constitution free"/immigration zones need to be processed a lot faster.

It's a safe bet this girl got out "fast" because of the outside pressure. We need to be hiring a lot more immigration judges/personnel that adjudicate and process these people out of the public/private prison complex.

Did you read the article? It was precisely because of the media attention that she got out fast, she even said so herself.