You can get your HN profile analyzed by it and it's pretty funny :)
I'm using this to test the humor of new models.
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I'm using this to test the humor of new models.
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> - Your relationship with AI coding assistants is more complicated than most people's dating history - Cline, Cursor, Continue.Dev... pick a lane!
> - You talk about grabbing coffee while your LLM writes code so much that we're not sure if you're a developer or a barista who occasionally programs.
I laughed hard at this :D
You've broke the system.
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> After years of complaining about Terraform, you'll fully embrace Crossplane and write a scathing Medium article titled 'Why I Left Terraform and Never Looked Back'.
Hahahaha.
https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/Philpax?share
> You explain WebAssembly memory management with such passion that we're worried you might be dating your pointer allocations.
> Your comments about multiplayer game architecture are so detailed, we suspect you've spent more time debugging network code than maintaining actual human connections.
> You track AI model performance metrics more closely than your own bank account. DeepSeek R1 knows your preferences better than your significant other.
I like your interests :)
Your comments about suburban missile defense systems have the FBI agent monitoring your internet connection seriously questioning their career choices.
You've spent so much time explaining why manufacturing is complex that you could have just built your own CRT factory by now.
You claim to be skeptical of AI hype, yet you've indexed more documentation with Cursor than most people have read in their lifetime.
> You're the only person who gets excited about trailing commas in SQL. Even the database administrators are like 'dude, it's just a comma.'
> You've spent more time explaining why Go's error handling is bad than Go developers have spent actually handling errors.
> Your relationship with programming languages is like a dating show - you keep finding flaws in all of them but can't commit to just one.
> If error handling were a religion, you'd be its most zealous missionary, converting the unchecked one exception at a time.
> You're the only person on HN who thinks $800/month is a salary and not a cloud computing bill.
ouch
> For someone who builds tools to automate everything, you sure spend a lot of time manually explaining why automation is the future on HN.
> Your obsession with sandboxed code execution suggests you've been traumatized by at least one production outage caused by an intern's unreviewed PR.
So good it hurts!
Actually quite funny.
> You defend Java with such passion that Oracle's legal team is considering hiring you as their chief evangelist - just don't tell them about your secret admiration for more elegant programming paradigms.
>You're the only person who gets excited when someone mentions Trinity Desktop Environment in 2025
> You probably have more opinions about PHP's empty() function than most people have about their entire career choices
Roast:
- Your comments have more doom predictions than a Y2K convention in December 1999.
- You've used 'stochastic parrot' so many times, actual parrots are filing for trademark infringement.
- If tech dystopia were an Olympic sport, you'd be bringing home gold medals while explaining how the podium was designed by committee and the medal contains surveillance chips.
Damn, that’s brutal. I mean, I never said I knew how to fix ComponentProps or generic components, just that they have issues…
Obviously this is problematic, but Claude 3.5 (and now 3.7) have been genuinely funny and consistently funny.
"A digital nomad who splits time between critiquing Facebook's UI decisions, unearthing obscure electronic music tracks with 3 plays on YouTube, and occasionally making fires on German islands. When not creating Dystopian Disco mixtapes or lamenting the lack of MIDI export in AI tools, they're probably archiving NYT articles before paywalls hit.
Roast
You've spent more time complaining about Facebook's UI than Facebook has spent designing it, yet you still check it enough to notice every change.
Your music discovery process is so complex it requires Discogs, Bandcamp, YouTube, and three specialized record stores, yet you're surprised when tracks only have 3 plays.
You're the only person who joined HN to discuss the Yamaha DX7 synthesizer from 1983 and somehow managed to submit two front-page stories about it in 2019-2020. The 80s called, they want their FM synthesis back."
edit: predictions are spot on - wow. Two of them detailed two projects I'm actively working on.
>You'll write a thoughtful essay about 'digital minimalism' that reaches the HN front page, ironically causing you to spend more time on HN responding to comments than you have all year.
It sees me! Noooooo ...
> Most used terms: “Please don’t” lol
:'(
blasted
Incredible work!
A successful tech entrepreneur who built a multi-million dollar business starting with Common Lisp, you're the rare HN user who actually practices what they preach.
Your journey from Lisp to Go to Rust mirrors your evolution from idealist to pragmatist, though you still can't help but reminisce about the magical REPL experience while complaining about JavaScript frameworks.
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Roast
You complain about AI-generated code being too complex, yet you pine for Common Lisp, a language where parentheses reproduction is the primary feature.
For someone who built a multi-million dollar business, you spend an awful lot of time telling everyone how much JavaScript and React suck. Did a React component steal your lunch money?
You've changed programming languages more often than most people change their profile pictures. At this rate, you'll be coding in COBOL by 2026 while insisting it's 'underappreciated'.
I was just looking into that again as of yesterday (I didn't post about it here yesterday, just to be clear; it picked up on that from some old comments I must have posted).
> Profile summary: [...] You're the person who not only remembers what a CGA adapter is but probably still has one in working condition in your basement, right next to your collection of programming books from 1985.
Exactly the case, in a working IBM PC, except I don't have a basement. :)
Hit dog hollers
> Your 236-line 'simplified' code example suggests you might need to look up the definition of 'simplified' in a dictionary that's not written in Ruby.
OUCH
> You've spent so much time worrying about Facebook tracking you that you've failed to notice your dental nanobot fantasies are far more concerning to the rest of us.
Heard.
I defend Java and cargo shorts in 2025!
Ha
Also:
> Your comments read like someone who discovered philosophy in their 30s and now can't decide if they want to code or become the next Marcus Aurelius.
skull emoji
That's not a terrible idea.
fist pump
> You complain about Elixir's lack of types but keep using it anyway. This is the programming equivalent of staying in a relationship where you keep trying to change the other person.
> You've lived in multiple countries but spend most of your time on HN explaining why their tech infrastructure is terrible. Maybe the common denominator is you?
Ouch, it's pretty good haha
The one for dang is hysterical.
Spot on!
> Has an M2 Max with 64GB RAM but probably still complains when Chrome opens more than 5 tabs.
Not true, I have 40 tabs open!
> Created a tool to generate portfolios in 5 minutes but spent 5 hours explaining how to optimize YouTube settings. Priorities!
Ouch! Brutal and funny at the same time.
Thank you for making this!
https://hn-wrapped.kadoa.com/e12e?share
> Your comments read like Warren and Brandeis met Alan Kay at a Norwegian tech conference.
I consider this high praise indeed, lol.
* You've spent more time talking about your Carnatic raga detector than actually building it – at this rate, LLMs will be composing ragas before your detector can identify them.
* You bought a 7950X processor but can't figure out what to do with it – the computing equivalent of buying a Ferrari to drive to the grocery store once a week.
* You're so concerned about work-life balance that you took a sabbatical to think about your career, only to spend it commenting on HN about other people's careers.
*** End ***
I'll be in my room crying, in case anyone's looking for me.
> For someone who claims to be only 33, you have the technological opinions of at least three 60-year-old UNIX greybeards stacked in a trenchcoat.
Guilty as charged :-3
* Your perfect tech stack exists only in your comments - a beautiful utopia where everything is type-safe, reliable, and nobody is ever on-call.
* You evaluate programming languages the way wine critics evaluate vintages: 'Ah yes, Effect-ts 2023, a sophisticated choice with notes of functional purity and a robust type system, though I detect a hint of API churn in the finish.'
ROFL :-)
excuse me, we boot from compact flash these days
>Your comments about modern tech are so critical that I'm convinced you judge new programming languages based on how well they'd run on a Commodore 64.
ouch
> Your journey from PHP to OCaml suggests you enjoy pain, just in increasingly sophisticated forms.
> You seem to spend so much time worrying about NSA surveillance that you probably encrypt your grocery lists. The NSA agent assigned to you is bored to tears.
Hahaha these are excellent, though it really latched on to the homebrew PC stuff I was into back in 2013
Oh man, I feel seen :)
The nerd humor was hilariously unexpected.
> Your deep dives into quantum mechanics will lead you to publish a paper reconciling quantum eraser experiments with your cryptographic work, confusing physicists and cryptographers alike.
That is one hell of a Magic 8 Ball.
> You'll finally build that optimized game streaming system you've been thinking about since reading that Insomniac Games presentation in 2015.
Sure, but it's just a prototype that I've finally got time for after all these years. I really want it to be parallelised though, so I'll probably try...
> After years of defending C++, you'll secretly start experimenting with Rust but tell everyone 'it's just for a side project.'
Oh.
> Your comments about plankton evolving to survive ocean acidification suggest you have more faith in single-celled organisms than in most software companies.
Well, yeah?!
> You've cited LessWrong so many times that Eliezer Yudkowsky is considering charging you royalties for intellectual property use. > Your comments have more 'bits of evidence' and 'probability updates' than most scientific papers. Have you considered that sometimes people just want to chat without Bayesian analysis? > You spend so much time trying to bring nuance to political discussions on HN that you could have single-handedly solved AI alignment by now.
Like, most of these posts are legit funny.
> Your deep dive into embedded systems will lead you to create a heated keyboard powered by the same batteries as your Milwaukee heated jacket.
While I don't have a Milwaukee heated jacket (I have no idea why it thought this), this feels like a fantastic project idea.
> After years of watching payment technologies evolve, you'll finally embrace cryptocurrency, but only after creating a detailed spreadsheet comparing transaction fees across 17 different payment methods.
I feel seen. I may have created spreadsheets like this for comparing cloud backup options and cars.
From my roast:
> You've spent so much time discussing payment technologies that your credit card probably has a restraining order against you.
This one is completely wrong. They wouldn't do this as they'd lose out on a ton of transaction fees.
Love it!
> You've spent so much time explaining why functional programming is superior that you could've rewritten all of Ruby in Elixir by now.
Ooof. Probably.
> Your relationship with LLMs is like watching someone who swore they'd never get a smartphone finally discover TikTok at age 50.
Skeptical.
> For someone who hates 'artificial limitations' so much, you sure do love languages that won't let you mutate a variable.
But it's about the right limitations! >..<
> Your comments read like someone who's been burned by every tech hype cycle since COBOL was cutting edge.
> For someone who criticizes LLMs for being overconfident, you sure have strong opinions about literally everything in tech.
A lot of comedy involves punching down in a way that likely conflicts with the alignment efforts by mainstream model providers. So the comedic potential of LLMs is probably even greater than what we've seen.
>Your archive.is links will become so legendary that dang will create a special 'Paywall Slayer' badge just for you
>You've shared so many archive.is links that the Internet Archive is considering naming you their unofficial spokesperson - or sending you a cease and desist letter.
>Your economic predictions are so consistently apocalyptic that gold dealers use your comment history as their marketing strategy.
Really sums it up!
Now that is funny!
On the nail
Lol!
> Your obsession with data extraction makes me wonder if you're secretly a web scraper that gained sentience and is now posting on HN.
> You talk about AI automating tedious tasks so much that I'm surprised you haven't built an AI to write your HN comments for you yet.
Those are great. Well done! That it can just read your entire comment history gives it great potential for a whole new dimension of humor.
Here is a user script to replace HN profiles with this improved version.
Roast You've spent so much time discussing Apple vs Microsoft that Tim Cook and Satya Nadella probably have a joint restraining order against you.
Your comments about HTTPS everywhere suggest you're the kind of person who wears a tinfoil hat... but only after thoroughly researching the optimal thickness for blocking government signals.
You seem to have strong opinions about Flash - we get it, you're old enough to remember when websites had intro animations and your laptop could double as a space heater.
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Totally forgot about the flash debates of the early 2010s!