CDC data are disappearing

And this half of the country that gets their news from exactly one news source will either never hear about these events or see them repackaged as wins.

To be fair, media consumption is broad and even in the deepest red retirement communities of Darkest Appalachia, no one subsists only on Fox.

In fact there is an active community of very Trumpy libertarians on this very website who pop up in the handful of political threads that make the front page. They seem to be silent here, one hopes maybe they've been given pause.

“It appeared that there had even been demonstrations to thank Big Brother for raising the chocolate ration to twenty grammes a week. And only yesterday, he reflected, it had been announced that the ration was to be REDUCED to twenty grammes a week. Was it possible that they could swallow that, after only twenty-four hours? Yes, they swallowed it.“

> no one subsists only on Fox

Well, yeah. There’s OAN and Newsmax and the evangelical Christian radio stations when Fox gets too liberal for them.

The modern paraphrasing could use price of eggs but otherwise have the same structure.

Hilarious that only after the past two weeks do some of you care about grocery prices.

Hilarious that only after the past four years do some of you not care about grocery prices.