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focusedone ◴[] No.42726381[source]
Dear goodness will any other companies trying to sell to the company I work at please adopt this strategy. Please explain clearly what your product does, how you handle security, and what the enterprise license costs on the homepage.

Please do not harass us with calls and perpetual emails asking to schedule calls. If a call is what it takes to answer basic security and pricing questions, I loathe your company name before we've spoken and am very interested in doing business with anyone who *does* post that stuff online.

I do not understand why that's difficult, but it must be.

I wish I could use what this guy is selling.

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herpdyderp ◴[] No.42727614[source]
Ironically, I also actually can't figure out what this company does from its website.
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nipponese ◴[] No.42727821[source]
Recently I have been dropping the URL in ChatGPT and asking what the company actually builds, problems they solve, and how they make money. Especially for consulting firms, they really try to differentiate themselves from competitors by obfuscating what they actually do.
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1. Sohcahtoa82 ◴[] No.42729222{3}[source]
> Especially for consulting firms, they really try to differentiate themselves from competitors by obfuscating what they actually do.

I mean, isn't that what Zombocom was created for? I always assumed it existed to parody those firms.

You can do anything at Zombocom[tm].