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79 points mooreds | 9 comments | | HN request time: 0.21s | source | bottom
1. whalesalad ◴[] No.42194752[source]
We had a bottle or two in our FarmLogs (yc12) office. Would bring it out once in a while to celebrate something, and would always snag a noobie or intern to fall for the trap.
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2. terminalbraid ◴[] No.42194758[source]
Neat. What was the trap?
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3. chasil ◴[] No.42194812[source]
It tastes like roadkill soaked in turpentine.
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4. tptacek ◴[] No.42194837{3}[source]
It's not just that it tastes bad. Elisir Novasalus tastes bad. Lots of things taste bad. Malort tastes like something you are not supposed to be drinking; like solvents, like something leaking out of the engine of a car. Not in a good way. It tastes like a bad product.
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5. IncreasePosts ◴[] No.42194849[source]
It tastes awful
6. BobaFloutist ◴[] No.42194986{4}[source]
I mean if you're not a heavy drinker, most liquor tastes like a solvent.
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7. dh2022 ◴[] No.42198002{5}[source]
I am not a heavy drinker, and I absolutely enjoy all sorts of liquors: cognacs, whiskeys, vodkas, gins, etc... None of these taste like solvent.
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8. BobaFloutist ◴[] No.42205781{6}[source]
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
9. whalesalad ◴[] No.42208061{6}[source]
malort definitely does lol

tastes like something you would pour into a chainsaw with that perfect 50:1 ratio of gas to oil.