Chemist Identifies Mystery 'Blobs' Washing Up in Newfoundland

> a spongy interior and range in size from a coin to a dinner plate, have been found for miles along Placentia Bay

For a moment I misread that as washing up on Placenta Bay, which would have added a whole extra level of odd.

Come to think of it, that blend of unsettling reproductive metaphors and coastal desolation would fit in the game Death Stranding.

You don’t want to live on the shores of anywhere named placenta bay.

There’s guaranteed to be a historical reason for a name that out there, and not in a way that’s good for property value or sunset watching.