> I didn't say there was not variation. I said there was less of a specific type. Specifically there are not phonemic vowel variations as in English.
Here are your exact words:
>> But also, they have cleaner phonetics, cleaner orthography, and less regional variation of phonemes.
>> You'd have to be insane to think that, for example, IPA for Spanish isn't easier than IPA for English vowels.
If you don't want to defend what you've said... don't just pretend that you said something completely different.
I might also ask whether you're sure that the different varieties of Spanish actually exhibit less variation in their vowels than the varieties of English do, as opposed to the impact of this variation being muted by the much smaller count of vowel phonemes.
As for this:
> I've always found IPA to be deeply confusing for English, because different accents have different historical vowel mergers, so I am never sure about vowels.
> If you give me the correct spelling of any word and a short description of where the speaker is from I can give you the IPA with remarkable accuracy, a task that would be very difficult for English.
Those two claims directly conflict with each other. The second one is more correct, in its first half. If you know your target dialect, you can produce conventional IPA for any given word. The orthography of English usually makes this easier by preserving information about the historical pronunciation of the word. If what you want is to produce IPA for an English word without knowing the dialect it's going to be pronounced in, that's no more possible in Spanish than it is in English, and you've already noted this fact.
> This is honestly a not very intelligent point, you're just doing trivia on Spanish phonetics now. I know these things too. They're not at all relevant to my point.
What point? What do you think you're complaining about, if not trivia on English phonetics?
Try articulating an actual problem with the use of IPA for English that, in your opinion, doesn't occur in every other language.
> Specifically there are not phonemic vowel variations [in Spanish] as in English. In terms of consonants, some regions have extra consonant phonemes such as /θ/ or /λ/. Some have a tendency to omit some consonants in some positions. Every other difference is around which allophones get expressed preferentially.
Going purely from Wikipedia...
> For those areas of southeastern Spain where the deletion of final /s/ is complete, and where the distinction between singular and plural of nouns depends entirely on vowel quality, it has been argued that a set of phonemic splits has occurred, resulting in a system with eight vowel phonemes in place of the standard five.