Waiting for many things at once with io_uring

Some of the things that you cannot wait on using io_uring are your kernel actually supporting the feature mentioned in the article, io_uring actually working properly, and io_uring solving its seemingly bottomless supply of local user exploits. In the early days of this feature I was bullish but the way its implementation has emitted CVEs has not been a source of joy, and now many major Linux operators have banned the API internally. Maybe what is needed is a moment of reflection and a scratch reimplementation that learns the lessons of io_uring?