Everything Is Just Functions: 1 week with David Beazley and SICP

Not a fan of everything-is-a-function because it's oversimplistic and often unhelpful. Some of the issues:

- functions that don't fit in cache, RAM, disk, etc.

- functions that have explosive big-O, including N way JOINs, search/matching, etc.

- functions with side effects, including non-idempotent. Nobody thinks about side channel attacks on functions.

- non-deterministic functions, including ones that depend on date, time, duration, etc.

- functions don't fail midway, let alone gracefully.

- functions don't consume resources that affect other (cough) functions that happen to be sharing a pool of resources

- function arguments can be arbitrarily large or complex - IRL, there are limits and then you need pointers and then you need remote references to the web, disk, etc.

(tell me when to stop - I can keep going!)

Half of what you call functions in that comment, are not actually functions and in the FP world many would not call them functions. Rather they are procedures. Functions are procedures, but not all procedures are functions.