Something weird is happening with LLMs and chess

- In 2022 Brockman and Sutskever have an unshakeable belief that Scaling Is All You Need, and since GPT-4 has a ton of chess in its pretraining data it will definitely be able to play competent amateur chess when it's finished.

- A ton of people have pointed out that ChatGPT-3.5 doesn't even slightly understand chess despite seeming fluency in the lingo. People start to whisper that transformers cannot actually create plans.

- Therefore OpenAI hatches an impulsive scheme: release an "instruction-tuned" GPT-3.5 with an embedded chess engine that is not a grandmaster, but can play competent chess, ideally just below the ELO that GPT-4 is projected to have.

- Success! The waters are muddied: GPT enthusiasts triumphantly announce that LLMs can play chess, it just took a bit more data and fine-tuning. The haters were wrong: look at all the planning GPT is doing!

- Later on, at OpenAI HQ...whoops! GPT-4 sucks at chess, as do competitors' foundation LLMs which otherwise outperform GPt-3.5. The scaling "laws" failed here, since they were never laws in the first place. OpenAI accepts that scaling transformers won't easily solve the chess problem, then realizes that if they include the chess engine with GPT-4 without publicly acknowledging it, then Anthropic and Facebook will call out the performance as aberrational and suspicious. But publicly acknowledging a chess engine is even worse: the only reason to include the chess engine is to mislead users into thinking GPT is capable of general-purpose planning.

- Therefore in later GPT versions they don't include the engine, but it's too late to remove it from gpt-3.5-turbo-instruct: people might accept the (specious) claim that GPT-4's size accidentally sabotaged its chess abilities, but they'll ask tough questions about performance degradation within the same model.

I realize this is convoluted and depends on conjecture. But OpenAI has a history with misleading demos - e.g. their Rubik's cube robot which in fact used a classical algorithm but was presented as reinforcement learning. I think "OpenAI lied" is the most likely scenario. It is far more likely than "OpenAI solved the problem honestly in GPT-3.5, but forgot how they did it with GPT-4," and a bit more likely than "scaling transformers slightly helps performance when playing Othello but severely sabotages performance when playing chess."