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I recently came across the concept of "useless" programs - pieces of code that serve no practical purpose but are fun, creative, or challenging to write. These could be anything from elaborate ASCII art generators to programs that solve imaginary problems. I'm curious to hear about the most interesting or creative "useless" programs the HN community has written. What was your motivation? What unexpected challenges did you face? Did you learn anything valuable from the experience? Some examples to get the ball rolling: 1. A program that prints the lyrics of "99 Bottles of Beer" in binary. A text-based game where you play as a semicolon trying to find its way to the end of a line of code. A script that translates English text into Shakespearean insults. Share your creations, no matter how quirky or impractical. Let's celebrate the joy of coding for coding's sake!
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Very long ago, I wrote an interpreter in PHP for an arbitrary syntax that was essentially a subset of PHP. It had loops, recursive functions, and performed calculations with BC math (basically using strings for mathematical calculations instead of primitives since it had fewer capacity limits. No practical reason for it though). It taught me a ton about tokenization and how precedence works in an interpreter

I also made a simple mod tracker in JavaScript. It didn't use the audio API. It worked by changing the frequency of header values in WAV files it had embedded within it to play different notes from a sample. Surprisingly it actually changed pitches properly. But the embedded nature made it unfeasible to keep or play more than two samples at a time. It was a good lesson in editing binary, file formats, and browser limitations