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Ask HN: What's the most creative 'useless' program you've ever written?

296 points reverseCh | 3 comments | 20 Oct 24 11:56 UTC | HN request time: 0.521s | source

I recently came across the concept of "useless" programs - pieces of code that serve no practical purpose but are fun, creative, or challenging to write. These could be anything from elaborate ASCII art generators to programs that solve imaginary problems. I'm curious to hear about the most interesting or creative "useless" programs the HN community has written. What was your motivation? What unexpected challenges did you face? Did you learn anything valuable from the experience? Some examples to get the ball rolling: 1. A program that prints the lyrics of "99 Bottles of Beer" in binary. A text-based game where you play as a semicolon trying to find its way to the end of a line of code. A script that translates English text into Shakespearean insults. Share your creations, no matter how quirky or impractical. Let's celebrate the joy of coding for coding's sake!
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Libcat99 ◴[23 Oct 24 12:46 UTC] No.41924508[source]▶
A Ai bot that lives on a phone number. You can call the number to talk to it and ask it questions, however all of it's answers are sandwich related and it attempts to solve any problem presented using sandwiches.
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1. Mr_Bees69 ◴[23 Oct 24 13:48 UTC] No.41925040[source]▶
github?
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2. Libcat99 ◴[23 Oct 24 14:13 UTC] No.41925237[source]▶
I have not yet done this. None of the code is complicated, however the setup is a bit (needs an asterisk server, a trunk with a voip provider, an openai account, a text to voice service).

The actual code is quite simple. It's all just glue on the above.

I'll start a repo for the script and some instruction, though.

3. Libcat99 ◴[23 Oct 24 14:23 UTC] No.41925317[source]▶
https://github.com/JonD-libera/sandwichbot