I was expecting
https://github.com/wasmerio/wasmer-postgres#usage--documenta... to catch on, and some how must have gotten it mixed up with Trusted Language Extensions <
https://docs.aws.amazon.com/AmazonRDS/latest/UserGuide/Postg...> (and
https://github.com/aws/pg_tle/tree/v1.4.0#getting-started ) but unless someone decides to implement
every single bit of a modern PG extension in JS (or Perl), that's just some hello-world nonsense