"Please do not park next to our nondescript White Van" would suite just as much.
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There is some kind of 'detector' mentioned online that can apparently look at a window and see the light of a TV flickering on the glass! Judges buy this bs and issue warrants to search.
Cynically it gets your auntie talking, brings TV license to front of mind.
It's doubtful they ever actually did such a thing.