Love being interrupted when my monitor asks me to accept user agreements

Coming soon to monitors with integrated webcams: please drink verification can to continue working!

Doesn't microsoft have that patented?

I know you guys are joking, but there use to be a Microsoft energy drink, that was only available to employees.

https://www.google.com/search?q=Microsoft+employee+Talking+R...

The blue one actually tasted really good. Was available on campus for several years in nearly every building. :)