Why does everyone run ancient Postgres versions?

Because the actual process of upgrading Postgres is terrible.

I say this as someone who absolutely loves using it, but the actual process of upgrading Postgres is something that takes significant downtime, is error-prone and you're often better off just dumping all the databases and reimporting them in a new folder. (A good idea in general since it'll vacuum and compact indexes as well if you do it, combining a few maintenance routines in your upgrade path.)

It requires having the previous version of Postgres installed, something which can mess with a number of distro policies (not to mention docker, which is the most popular way to deploy software that will typically rely on Postgres), and unlike most software with that issue, Postgres is software you want to be managed by your distro.

Therefore, most people only upgrade by necessity - when their distro forces the upgrade or the version they're using reaches EOL.

I have always compiled from source so that I can have more than one version in place. The installation takes less than 1GB and is quite easy and fast to compile and I've never had any issues with upgrades. If you forget to compile an extension, you can do it later, copy the .so to the right folder, and you don't even have to restart the cluster.

If you don't want to use pg_upgrade, you can dump from one cluster and pipe directly into another, with no need for a temporary file. It couldn't be easier.

Can't say the same for Oracle. Even applying a patch can ruin several weekends.

> It couldn't be easier

If you have a trivial database, yes.

If you have a large, complicated database that takes hours/days to restore and has an HA SLA, very hell no.

That's not going to be easy with any database.