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Mikhail Gorbachev has died

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RichardCNormos ◴[] No.32654981[source]
Paraphrasing President Reagan:

The Moscow police are notoriously strict when it comes to speeding. One day, Gorbachev and his driver are going to a meeting, and they are running late. Gorbachev admonishes the driver to go faster, but his driver refuses.

Finally, Gorbachev says, "Fine! Pull over! I will drive."

Gorbachev starts speeding through the streets of Moscow with his driver in the back seat. They are pulled over by the police.

The first officer gets out of the car and walks to Gorbachev's car. They talk for a moment, then the officer returns, as white as a sheet.

"Well? Was it someone important?" says the second officer.

The first officer replies, "Important?! You have no idea! Gorbachev is his driver!"

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1. misiti3780 ◴[] No.32655074[source]
that is pretty funny.