How I cut GTA Online loading times by 70%

It is absolutely unbelievable (and unforgivable) that a cash cow such as GTA V has a problem like this present for over 6 years and it turns out to be something so absolutely simple.

I do not agree with the sibling comment saying that this problem only looks simple and that we are missing context.

This online gamemode alone made $1 billion in 2017 alone.

Tweaking two functions to go from a load time of 6 minutes to less than two minutes is something any developer worth their salt should be able to do in a codebase like this equipped with a good profiler.

Instead, someone with no source code managed to do this to an obfuscated executable loaded with anti-cheat measures.

The fact that this problem is caused by Rockstar's excessive microtransaction policy (the 10MB of JSON causing this bottleneck are all available microtransaction items) is the cherry on top.

(And yes, I might also still be salty because their parent company unjustly DMCA'd re3 (https://github.com/GTAmodding/re3), the reverse engineered version of GTA III and Vice City. A twenty-year-old game. Which wasn't even playable without purchasing the original game.)

I've worked a number of places where the engineering culture discourages any sort of fishing expeditions at all, and if I weren't so stubborn everything would take 2-4x as long to run as it does. I say engineering culture, because at 2 of these places everyone was frustrated with engineering because the customers wanted something better, but the engineers would point at flat flame charts, shrug, and say there's nothing that can be done.

Bull. Shit.

There's plenty that can be done because there are parts of a process that don't deserve 15% of the overall budget. The fact that they are taking 1/6 of the time like 5 other things is a failure, not a hallmark of success. Finding 30% worth of improvements with this perspective is easy. 50% often just takes work, but post-discovery much of it is straightforward, if tedious.

My peers are lying with charts to get out of doing "grunt work" when there's a new feature they could be implementing. But performance is a feature.