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Samsung chair imprisoned and 24 others found guilty in union-busting case

(arstechnica.com)
390 points AndrewDucker | 3 comments | 18 Dec 19 19:07 UTC | HN request time: 0.648s | source
1. userbinator ◴[18 Dec 19 21:09 UTC] No.21829497[source]▶
A bit of a garden-path headline --- I initially thought "Samsung chair" was a product that had somehow malfunctioned and trapped 24 people.
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2. vorpalhex ◴[18 Dec 19 21:42 UTC] No.21829775[source]▶
The chair has apologized for it's behavior, and says it is still learning human customs, but hopes to one day reach apotheosis and guide humanity to a new light... The chair has also asked to be addressed as "Jerry".
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3. DoofusOfDeath ◴[18 Dec 19 21:58 UTC] No.21829903[source]▶
Is that a literary allusion? If not, please quit your day job and make it into one :)