If you don't mind getting rid of every post in the timeline, there's News Feed Eradicator for Facebook:
https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/news-feed-eradicat...
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* Messenger is the hands down the best messaging experience that exists. It's super bloated which I'm sure annoys this crowd but it doesn't skip a beat.
* FB Events is the only thing I've ever been able to get people to use -- email chains and group messages aren't half as productive.
* Their real name policy, social graph, and blocking tools are essential for dealing with creepy people and stalkers.
* Local buy/sell/trade yardsale type things operate nigh exclusively on Facebook.
* Local professional networking and enthusiast groups also organize on Facebook.