I didn't reverse-engineer the protocol for my blood pressure monitor in 24 hours

I have three blood pressure cuffs

They all give me different numbers, by a lot sometimes

btw you think they ever clean those devices?

you think healthy people go to pharmacies?

I won't even touch the signature pen, imagine what's on that

If you think that's bad, just think about what's in those finger-holes in bowling balls, between rounds of beer, bowling, and greasy bar food :)