Sounds like you should give the bots exactly what they want... a 512MB file of random data.
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50:1 compression ratio, but it's legitimately an implementation of a rubiks cube, that I wasn't actually making as any sort of trap, just wasn't thinking about file size, so any rule that filters it out is going to have a nasty false positive rate
The real money is in monetizing ad responses to AI scrapers so that LLMs are biased toward recommending certain products. The stealth startup I've founded does exactly this. Ad-poisoning-as-a-service is a huge untapped market.