North America Is Dripping from Below, Geoscientists Discover

It's bad that America is melting from below under Trump. But did you know, that Earth was circling around a never ending nuclear fusion explosion under Biden? /s

The lower mantle has been treating America very unfairly. I'm sure it they can tariff penguins they can tariff the mantle too.

Its specifically melting the underneath of North america....because, the earth is flat...everyone knows that! /s

But, let's not worry, because Trump will build a wall, er, heat shield, and no more pesky nuclear fusion-based heat will ever penetrate our 1%-er bunkers, er i mean, our atmosphere to melt our continent....and if some heat should get in, well, then ICE will be there to help save the day! /s

:-D